Come you bumper sticker theologians and activists
The 33 item man in the 10 items or less lane
All you opinionated e-hard drive by commenters
and my neighborhood speeders.
Come all you cat lovers and treehuggers
and the doomsday preacher of Law keeping
KJV onlyists and skeptical materialists
and Joel Osteen.
Come MSNBC and Fox News hollerers and pundits
Right and left puppet dancers
IRS directors and ambulance chasing lawyers
and Sean Hannity.
Come Kanye come Kardashians
Hollywood bring your elite and your plastic surgeons
Julia Roberts and Lindsey Lohan and Oprah
and Bill Maher.
To dead beat dads and chain smoking pregnant moms
To everyone else in the world I can’t stand
My heartfelt apologies as I stumble to lead the way
To death and falling like dead
before the dying God Man;
Where life begins
Where the worst are forgiven
and the hateful and hurtful put down swords of spite
Like David and Peter and Paul